Not enought of car seat???

Not enought of car seat???
Don't worry.
Just do like the picture below.
:D

More seats now.
You can even hang your leg out from the window.
Heeheeeheeheee!!!

Latest 2008 Christmas Carol‏

Latest Christmas carol for 2008,

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

Money 钱

Money 錢

It can buy a House
可以用來買房子　

But not a Home
但是不能買一個家　 　 　

It can buy you a Bed 　
可以用來買床　

But not Sleep
但是不能買睡眠

It can buy you a Clock
可以用來買時鐘　 　

But not Time
但是不能買時間 　 　

It can buy you a Book 　
可以用來買書　

But not Knowledge
但是不能買到知識

It can buy you a Position
可以用來買職位　

But not Respect
但是不能買到尊敬

It can buy you Medicine
可以用來買藥　 　

But not Health
但是不能買到健康

It can buy you Blood
可以用來買血

But not Life
但是不能買回生命　

It can buy you Sex
可以用來買性行為　

But not Love 　
但是不能買到真愛 　

So you see money isn't everything.
所以金錢不是萬能的

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友 　

and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦 免除你所受的折磨 　

so send me all your money and I will suffer for you
所以把你的錢都　 寄來吧!　 我決定替你承受 這一切痛苦......　 　 　

A true Friend than me you will never find.
你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了 　


CASH ONLY PLEASE
我只收現金，謝謝!

First time...

First time drinking beer.

First time pee pee in the house.

First time showing private part.

First time reading PLAYBOY.

First time playing nipples.

XD

Jokes: Kids are quick!! XD

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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A joke =)

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**'Hello?'**

*'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ......**

**Is this 03-12345678?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.*

XD

Let's KETAWA!!! :D

When girls control the world.

Shopping spree!

Spotted ~!!

Kean: Eh! Cheap! Help me choose!
Wenjia: Hmmm...

Sim: This one.
Kean: Nice meh?


Unknown auntie: Youngsters nowadays like to waste money!

Special thanks to Candice, Wenjia, Sim, Kean, Seok Yi, Unknown auntie and uncle and of course our miss photographer, Girl.

Location??
See below's pictures and guess where is it.




Yes? Where?

Answer: Dataran Pahlawan, Melaka.

Malaysia's future card.

Life

经常保持微笑

常和别人保持合作,并从中获得乐趣

有几个知心朋友

学会和各种人愉快的相处

保持幽默感

学会宽恕他人

保持高度的自信心

有缘到招标局投标我们来认识，聊聊天

最好能够有点男欢女爱，呵呵。。。

保持自己的一颗童心

学会和别人一块分享喜悦

不要财迷

要有目标和追求

偶尔放纵自己一下

具备胆识和勇气

尊重弱者