Candice's ELP Exams Question

Subject: English Language Proficiency (ELP)

Time: 2.30pm - 4.00pm

Essay Question: This is your first time staying in hostel. Write a letter to your brother and describe your life there. Tell him the problems you have faced and ask some advises from him.

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I just finished my ELP exam.
The question above was my essay question.

When I read that topic, I was like
" WTF??!!! What is the format of writing an informal letter??? WTF!!! >.<"

"Pst... Pst... Oi... What is the format???" I asked a friend in front of me.

She told me signature on the right.

Ok, Ok....

I guess I think I have the idea roughly.

Argh... Cincai la... Hentam only.
Wont fail I guess if format written wrongly.

Back to the title.

Life in hostel? Problems faced? Advises?

In my mind...

Life in hostel?
S.U.C.K.S!!!

Problems faced?
Too many.

Want me to list out?
1. Slow internet connection / sometimes cannot even online. wtf...

2. Food sucks!! ( I only eat plain rice with 1 veg everyday for recess time. Dinner? Instant noodles or Milo celup biscuits)

3. Lecturers lazy. (But they always claim that they are BUSY that's why never enter classes.)

4. Assignments a lot. (Tak berkaitan on what I take also need to complete the assignments.)

5. College situated far from town. (Take a cab to bus station cost RM25/RM30!! A cab to shopping mall like Jusco Seberang Prai RM20!!! etc.... Zzzzz... )

6. No filtered water for drinking. (Gonna take from karat pipe water. >.<)

7. No electricity. (Never pay bills??? =.=")

8. No water supply. (They said that "Air dalam tangki sudah habisssss!!! wtf?? )

9. Toilet like kanasai. (Try to have a visit there, you will know what I mean.)

10. Cats, cockroaches all over. ( Watch your steps carefully when you walk in hostel. You wouldn't want a PLEASANT SMELL souvenir under your shoes/ slippers.

Advises?
Easy! 1 only.
1. Build a new hostel with 5 stars facilities!!! ^__________^

LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...

Of course I wouldn't write those points in my essay.

In my essay:

Life in college:
I praised the lecturers gila babi mia.
Wrote they how good... how kind... caring... helpful...responsible...etc...
Bodek kau kau ... LOL....
I'm just too FAKE!!!

Friends are very good... All living in a harmony situation.
(Is that really soooo???? )

Problems faced:
1. No lappy.

2. No transportation to go out.

3. I am a vegetarian. No food to eat. (LOL. Out of idea. That's why come out with this. =.=""")

Advises:
1. Buy me a lappy.

2. Buy me a car.

3. Buy me a RICE COOKER. I want to COOK my vegetarian food!!! (Can I cook? Hahahaha... Of course Candice CAN!!! )

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Finally 1 paper down.

Tomorrow another 2 papers.
Literasi Bahasa and Maths.

Morning and afternoon session.

Very Zzzzz....

Belum habis revising!!!!!